Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Hollywood & Wester



Incidentally, if you drive a red Mitsubishi Galant and you parked in front of the apartment complex next to the Coral Sands Motel, your car's been towed.

Have a great day, LA.

Monday, August 27, 2012

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Tourist migration

Anyone walking west on Hollywood Boulevard in the morning with a bag is a tourist.

Few are as easy to spot as this one.


Friday, August 10, 2012

De plane! De plane!

This tattoo parlor is a tattoo parlor no more.

The new tenants better not get rid of the RETNA/El Mac mural on the side of the building, is all I know.


Friday, July 27, 2012

Tokey the Bear

Now correct me if I'm wrong, but I think this might have some vague reference to drugs...


Thursday, July 26, 2012

This is why we can't have nice things...

There used to be a great mural here.

They took it out and put in this lackluster mural.

I hate you 'Dixie of Hollywood.'

PS You're not in Hollywood.


Thursday, July 12, 2012

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Friday, July 6, 2012

Ready For Launch

Where do you get a balloon like this, besides at a Toyota dealership?

Do you have to return it? If yes when? If no where do you store it in the meantime?


Monday, June 25, 2012

Friday, June 22, 2012

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Socks

Images like this always confuse me. How do you lose a pair of socks on a sidewalk?


Saturday, June 16, 2012

Spontaneous Storytelling

Traffic got tied up while waiting for this man to cross the Boulevard while dragging all of his belongings behind him - very slowly - against a red light.

As cars zoomed and swerved past him, one man came to his rescue. Zoom in and you can see the hero of this story, who stopped his car, got out, and helped the man get safely across the street.

When the homeless man yelled at him, he put his arm around him and spoke soothingly.

It set out to be one story and quickly became another one - one much more heartfelt. And it made me think...

Sure, it might suck to work a long day and then be put off during hyour commute home by some Guy slowly dragging his life's belongings behind him through the street, across your right of way.

But wouldn't it suck a lot more to be the Guy dragging all of his worldly possessions - alone - across Hollywood Boulevard?

A single act of compassion can change a story, even if only for a while.


Friday, June 15, 2012

LADOT

Of all the difficult jobs LADOT has to do, laying on the ground with your feet in the street is not one of them.


Saturday, June 9, 2012

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Hollywood/Western

Is it just me, or is this intersection always under construction?

Like... ALWAYS.


Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Ginseng

Sometimes I wonder things like: Why do the Dodgers have an official ginseng drink?


Monday, June 4, 2012

Lunchus Interruptus

I always get concerned at tableaux like this.

It's as if aliens beamed someone up before he could finish his hash browns.


Friday, June 1, 2012

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Hockey 101

Something tells me the New Jersey papers didn't have to do this.


Thursday, May 24, 2012

Ralph's

I'd like to remind everyone that the Ralph's at Western and Hollywood has AN ENTIRE CITY BLOCK of parking below it.

Everyone frantically looking for parking topside, relax.

Road Work Ahead

Except by road, they mean sidewalk. And by ahead, they mean right here.


Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Saturday June 2

Where you gonna be?

New fire station, that's where. See you there.


Monday, May 7, 2012

Reverse Angels Perch

Worse than the Angels Perch is the REVERSE Angels Perch, where it's absolutely certain that the percher is completely unaware of their surroundings.


Wednesday, May 2, 2012

The Angel's Perch

Both heels on the edge of the curb. Toes hovering over the street.

I call it The Angel's Perch, both because it seems to be a move limited to the City of Angels, and because it seems like a good way to BECOME an angel.

It usually starts with a pedestrian walking full speed to a curb and then abruptly stopping, just as motorists are preparing for said pedestrian to jump the curb and run into traffic.

What do you gain from this? You make drivers jumpy, since they can't be sure you're not going to walk in front of their cars, and the pedestrians usually don't even gain an advantage when the light turns, since so few actually pay enough attention from this position to know when it's their turn to go.

It just seems like an ingrained, regional action. A subset of the LA mentality of fighting for every available inch - every available resource - whether it's actually beneficial to you or not, simply so the next Guy can't get it, even if he desperately needs it.


Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Saturday, April 28, 2012

Hollywood and Western

Did I somehow miss the signs telling us they were going to shut down this intersection today?

On the plus side, I've never SEEN so much parking at Ralph's.


Monday, April 23, 2012

Hollywood/Western Metro Station

Okay so the 5000s aren't incredible.

Did you have to make our train station look like a giant bathroom?


Thursday, April 19, 2012

Western

If your travel plans include Western, plan an alternate route or expect to sit in traffic today.


Monday, April 16, 2012

Rodded

I don't know what "Rodded" means in Thai, but in English, it's not exactly what I want to think about when I think of food.


Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Monday, April 2, 2012

Adventist Church

I wish I knew more about this building. Has it always been a church? Has it always been lavender? Why is it lavender? And why is it shaped like an ocean liner?


Saturday, March 31, 2012

Giant Hot Dog

I miss you.


Gentrification Doesn't Come Easily

Custom countertops, a spa, a vegan restaurant, and an upscale Japanese restaurant clash with a head shop, a tattoo parlor, and a liquor store...

With Albert Pujols looking down on all of them.